The Distributive Property Song (a parody of "Teach Me How to Dougie")

Teach me how to DP Teach me teach me how to DP Teach me how to DP Teach me teach me how to DP Every number gets it Every every number gets it Every number gets it You ain’t messin’ with my DP

I got 2 times the quantity 4x + 1 I’ll show you how to DP and soon we will be done The 2 on the left, he’s goin’ for a ride You take him and you times him by the terms inside You take 2 times 4, the x will have to wait You do the multiplyin’ and you put him with the 8 We’re halfway there, one thing left to do. 2 times 1 is 2, we have 8x + 2.

Teach me how to DP Teach me teach me how to DP Teach me how to DP Teach me teach me how to DP Every number gets it Every every number gets it Every number gets it You ain’t messin’ with my DP

The Distributive Property Song (a parody of "Teach Me How to Dougie")

Teach me how to DP

Teach me teach me how to DP

Teach me how to DP

Teach me teach me how to DP

Every number gets it

Every every number gets it

Every number gets it

You ain’t messin’ with my DP

I got 2 times the quantity 4x + 1

I’ll show you how to DP and soon we will be done

The 2 on the left, he’s goin’ for a ride

You take him and you times him by the terms inside

You take 2 times 4, the x will have to wait

You do the multiplyin’ and you put him with the 8

We’re halfway there, one thing left to do.

2 times 1 is 2, we have 8x + 2.

Teach me how to DP

Teach me teach me how to DP

Teach me how to DP

Teach me teach me how to DP

Every number gets it

Every every number gets it

Every number gets it

You ain’t messin’ with my DP

by Mr Kraft