The Distributive Property Song (a parody of "Teach Me How to Dougie")

Teach me how to DP
Teach me teach me how to DP
Teach me how to DP
Teach me teach me how to DP
Every number gets it
Every every number gets it
Every number gets it
You ain’t messin’ with my DP

I got 2 times the quantity 4x + 1
I’ll show you how to DP and soon we will be done
The 2 on the left, he’s goin’ for a ride
You take him and you times him by the terms inside
You take 2 times 4, the x will have to wait
You do the multiplyin’ and you put him with the 8
We’re halfway there, one thing left to do.
2 times 1 is 2, we have 8x + 2.

Teach me how to DP
Teach me teach me how to DP
Teach me how to DP
Teach me teach me how to DP
Every number gets it
Every every number gets it
Every number gets it
You ain’t messin’ with my DP



by Mr Kraft